No, I'm Not A Teacher. I'm Just a Smarty-Pants.

I love Google. Today I was about to look up if it was possible to be lactose intolerant while pregnant (yuck) and I had to stop and read what the suggestions were after I typed in "Is it possible..."

Some of the options were:

Is it possible to lick your elbow?
Is it possible to blow bubbles on the moon?
Is it possible to cough up a lung?
Is it possible to sneeze with your eyes open?

Looks like I'm not the only one who relies on Google for random information! Gotta love the internet. Yesterday my midwife asked me if I was a teacher because I guess I knew more than what's usual for first time moms-to-be. She said teachers tend to research things more and therefore have certain ideas of what they want and don't want. No, I'm not a teacher. I just like to be well informed!

I can thank friends and family, fellow bloggers, documentaries on Netflix, Babycenter.com, my pregnancy books, and Google for the knowledge I have acquired thus far. I still have a lot to learn though, obviously. She suggested I stop doing my own research so much and wait until I take the classes through the doctors office on things I need to know. No, thank you! I will take those classes but those aren't until much later in my pregnancy. Why should I have to wait for them to inform me? Hmph.